Yes, today is the major’s birthday.
Seagoon: Right. No mistakes this time. Put this bomb under it. Bloodnok: But they’ll hear it! Seagoon: Not this one, it won’t go off until the 23rd of November. Bloodnok: The 23rd of November? That’s my birthday! [FX: BANG!] Seagoon/Eccles: (singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!
(from ‘The Silent Bugler’, Vintage Goons episode 10)
Maybe we should club together and get him this motorbike:
Built by Australian motorcycle manufacturer Deus Ex Machina, this is genuinely called the Major Bloodnok.
I dread to think what its exhaust sounds like.
There's a blog about the bike on Deus's website.