The 12 Days of Goonmas
Courtesy of Larry Stephens (kind of), here's a merry Christmas tune.
12 Peter Sellers drumming 11 Grytpypes piping 10 whats what-what-what-what-what-ing 9 sinful dancings 8 o'clockings 7 spons a-swimming 6 Charlies searching 5 Peeeen-guiiiins 4 'calling folks!' 3 French counts 2 lurgi loaves and a boy scout from East Finchleeeeey.
A Merry Christmas and custard to you all.